Ashwath has friends?!
As stunning a revelation as that must be, Ashwath does, in fact, have
friends. In fact, he has all sorts of friends - from people he hangs out
with on a day to day basis to old friends from past residences to the
little bits of electronic data that claim to be people on the internet.
Now, the list that follows is not meant to be exhaustive. It is, rather,
a list of people for whom I remember URLs and such. So, if you're not on
the list and think you should be, well you'll know how to get a hold of
Ashwath so as to give him a good chewing out.
First and foremost
Cori May - Acidity and lucidity become sublime. She has no web
page, yet.
Silver Spring
- Scott
Morgan - Psychic Groove Magnate
- Rob Myers -
The consumate good sport, and funny to boot.
- Alex Kristobek - Pope Sikhander I.
- Jody
Zimmer - Leader of the Cult of Jo, which is secretly a collection of
my followers.
The Laurel Metroplex
- Josh Hall - My
diner and cigarettes buddy, and my apprentice in fashion.
- Chris Cox -
The original angrygamer.
- Kim Swartz -
Snidegrrrl extraordinaire.
- Jack Eidsness -
Younger of the Brothers Eidsness, my Assassins of Love.
- Lars Eidsness - Elder of the Brothers Eidsness, my Assassins
of Love.
- Gene Morris - He eschews things bourgeois and technological
and so there is no web page. But still, he is my brother in vitriol.
- Paul
Jacobus - Crap, I've forgotten his title. Bishop of Pain or
something.
- Nathan Alexander - I have no idea if he even has a web page.
Bugger.
- Jen Raffensperger
- A longer name than mine! And she's nifty, too! I misspelled her name
before! I am unworthy!
- Dave Israel - Actually he lives in Scaggsville but
we'll let him pretend it's Laurel because we like him.
Not Laurel but close enough!
- Jenna Voss - My
partner in blissful arrogance. Since Jenna was kind enough to make a page
about me, I have
dedicated a page to her.
- Shawn Sparks - He
likes Jenna a lot! A fine scotch-drinking man.
- Jen Erickson - Dagnabbit where's her web page?
- Tess Snider - I used to have her URL but now it's gone. Hrm.
She has a cool house in Bowie!
- Dave Spracklen - I've forgotten his URL which makes me sad
because it has lots of photographs of stuff. I'll find it soon.
- April
Gutierrez - The cruellest month.
The Burgh
- Mike Yacht - One
of my oldest friends ever. Go check out his company. Part of the brain
trust.
- Jim Kiley - The rest
of the brain trust. First in the Pittsburgh breeding project.
- Ellen Kiley - Just as cool as Jim but I don't know her URL.
- Bill Fisher - Almost
respectable.
- Alia Ogron - She lived
with me for three years; if that isn't a trial by fire, I don't know what
is. Also, she's a damn cool artist; check out her stuff!
The Great Plains
The Left Coast
- Fred Hicks - My evil twin,
were I good enough for evil to be a contrast.
- Christie Gallaher - Don't have her URL but darn I like her.
Fred's better half.
- Rob Donoghue - A
mountain of goodness and Vermonty sensibility.
