Well, it's no wonder that you've never heard of this mysterious and shadowy individual. She is the lurker in shadows and the cold, merciless hand of dark judgement. She is a ghostly smile on phantom lips, an enigma in the rational world. No government holds records of her existence and no living doctor remembers the day of her birth. She is madness incarnate. She is the psychotic kiss of a schizophrenic nymphomaniac hypocondriac. She is a shadow killer - cold, beautiful, deadly.
Jenna is one my greatest triumphs. Bred in the great protoplasmic vats deep in my underground flesh factory, she is ideal for my purposes. By grinding the finest goths down into flesh and gristle, I have been able to extract the proper DNA sequences for pale skin and black hair with natural streaks of varying color. My astounding and vast scientific acumen has allowed me to make that hair into a deadly weapon: self-aware and razor sharp. She is, in addition, triple jointed and has been trained in every form of sexual assassination. Witness the triumph of my breeding pits! Soon, the world will fall on its knees before my magnificence.
No, there is nothing else which you have clearance to read. In fact, agents have been mobilized and are converging on your position. Kindly remain at your terminal. If you are feeling particularly cooperative, you may proceed to break any three of your fingers and toes so that my people will have to waste less time torturing you. Who knows? Perhaps you, also, will get to meet Jenna.